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Wednesday, August 16, 2006


I give it a 3.2 out of 10.


Blogger drëâmè® said...

lol I get all of those except afk. What's afk? *wonders*

8/16/2006 6:51 PM  
Blogger Instantiable said...

Hint: The answer is well hidden in democracy.

8/16/2006 6:53 PM  
Blogger R2K said...

Ugh you have to learn them all Dreamy girl.

Away from the Keyboard! Just play quake 3 a few times, thatl lern ya.

For example, we also have pwned or pwnd, or poned. Smoked is a popular one now, and my invention is : "painted". When a person is killed by LG, they are painted.

8/16/2006 7:17 PM  
Blogger Drache said...

Awesome. I've actually met people that are starting to talk in internet jargon...it's scary.

8/16/2006 8:32 PM  
Blogger drëâmè® said...

lol i know!!!! I right after i posted the question i visited democracy is futile and i saw lol.. Away from keyboard.. hm.

8/16/2006 9:01 PM  
Blogger Instantiable said...

Ahhh, I love my readers. ESPECIALLY those who comment... But we're missing someone. Where are you GC?

I was gonna poke fun at last, but I think I posted this just at the right time.

Hehe, I think she'll be irked at me.

Alex: Yeah, I wanted to slip in pwned, since it's so weird to me, but it didn't fit. I was even hesitant to use stfu, because of context, but it's one of my favorites.

Dreamer: Yeah, I've known afk for a long time. In MMORPGS it's one of the first you learn and one you'll always use. My head sees it as its own word, tell me that doesn't scream nerd.

Drache: My friends and I used to do it on accident. We played a text game called MajorMUD. Sometimes acronyms were required for survival.

Last: *bites his tongue*

8/16/2006 10:55 PM  
Blogger lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

LOL thats funny.

and omg. im last. im really the last to comment.

dammit. dammit all to hell. again.


8/17/2006 7:57 AM  
Blogger CrimsonKing said...

I just learned what afk was today, about 5 minutes before I read this blog. BTW, I hate when people say lol and stuff in real life.

8/17/2006 11:16 PM  
Blogger Instantiable said...

I know, it's pretty ridiculous. This comic should in no way be used as a guide for living a normal functional life.

8/17/2006 11:47 PM  
Anonymous lolzorz cloud said...

haha... i remember the days in middle school when internet jargon slipped out of my and my best friend's mouths... it wasn't even like, online stuff though, it was like, computer terms...

"There's no practice. She deleted it!"
"Whoa, they editted the gameroom!"

I think that's actually even WORSE...

8/18/2006 12:01 AM  

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