Existence is Futile

As humanity advances, it becomes a self-destructive parody of itself. But at least it's funny.

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006


...Drains away as color from the face of someone who's seen his own ghost. There will be no L.M. Lily, things change, and not always for the better. Rather than say goodbye, I'll just say 'see ya later.'

Tuesday, November 28, 2006


Hmmm, turned out hard to read, my apologies, guess I'm out of training. I probably won't have time to fix it though. If you can't read it, let me know and I'll post the transcript or something.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

B.Green Day

Iisac's tooth looks like it's about to fall out...

Tuesday, October 17, 2006


Friday, September 15, 2006


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Sunday, September 10, 2006


Friday, September 01, 2006

#17 I Wonder...

Thursday, August 31, 2006


I got tired of him being bald, and this is the best I could do.
Sue me, I like the attention.

Friday, August 25, 2006

#16 Bubbles

Monday, August 21, 2006


Sunday, August 20, 2006



Saturday, August 19, 2006


Friday, August 18, 2006

#15 Down in History

Wednesday, August 16, 2006


I give it a 3.2 out of 10.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

#14 Euphemisms

Whoever can beat Last to commenting gets a double vote for the next comic election. And this should be one hell of an easy post to comment on...

Congrats to Kyle! You have a lot of influence for the next voting!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006


In an attempt to hide the 'Not-Funny' posted below, I present one that should hopefully be more humorous.


Friday, August 04, 2006

Woah, an actual....race? Who will win!?

First vote is worth 1.5 votes, yaho00o!?

A-0) Order-in
B-0) Smell Like
C-4.5) Euphemisms
D-0) Rebels
E-0) Bubbles
F-4) Who the hell...?
G-0) Channel Change
H-1) Diuretic
I-0) Down in History
J-0) I Wonder...

D will be four frames.
C is yet more toilet humor.
Diuretic... is an assumed votes.

#13 Razr

Wednesday, August 02, 2006


[imbroglio: a complicated and embarrassing state of things.]
[Not to be confused with Natalie]

Friday, July 28, 2006

Voting Completed

First vote is worth 1.3 votes, Oooo!

A-0) Order-in
B-0) Smell Like

C-2) Razr
D-0) Rebels
E-1) Bubbles
F-0) Who the hell...?
G-0) Channel Change
H-1) Diuretic
I-0) Down in History
J-1.3) I Wonder...

Note: D will be four frames.

#12 Not So Secret

Maybe this isn't funny, it's been a tough few days.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Voting finished.

[Update]: So, the winner was Not-So-Secret. I'll post the next vote sometime this weekend. Thanks everyone!

Expect next strip on Friday. First voter counts as 1.5 votes.
[Edit: Hahahahah....]

A-0) Order-in
B-2) Not-So-Secret
C-1) Razr
D-0) Rebels *
E-1.5) Bubbles
F-0) Stranger
G-0) Channel Change
H-1) Diuretic
I-0) Down in History
J-0) Duck Fart

J will be renamed to "I Wonder..." for the next vote.
F will be renamed "Who the hell...?" for the next vote.


This, of course, is just a bonus. The selected comic should be posted tomorrow. Currently it looks to be "Not-So-Secret." Just think, anyone can make a difference, if they choose to.

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