Existence is Futile

As humanity advances, it becomes a self-destructive parody of itself. But at least it's funny.

: Name: Instantiable; Location: Beaverton, Oregon, United States

Discovery can lead to unpleasant things. But that's part of the gamble.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006

#5 Termite Farts

It's true, termites are the end of the world.

Figured I'd post this, since I'm leaving the city for a few days to escape the 'heat'. I guess Oregon is supposed to be 99 degrees on Monday (my destination). ~~If someone asks nicely for a post, I'll be sure to post when I'm on 'vacation'. If not, then you'll have to wait impatiently until I get back. That's right, work for it!~~

Thursday, June 22, 2006

#4 Carcass

"That puts the ass in carcass."

#3 Gurl Scouts

#3:
I mean, C'mon, who hasn't wanted to do this before.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

#2: Bathroom Break

Number 2

*wink*

[For Clarificiation:

Word: cop·ro·phil·ia

Function: noun

Etymology: New Latin

Definition: marked interest in excrement.]

Monday, June 19, 2006

First Comic

I felt I needed an outlet for social commentary. However, due to lacking skills in all forms of communication, I thought I would simply draw crappy comics that are ~~probably~~ not even funny. I'll have a fan someday!