Existence is Futile

Inspiration...

2006-12-05T18:33:00.000-06:00

...Drains away as color from the face of someone who's seen his own ghost. There will be no L.M. Lily, things change, and not always for the better. Rather than say goodbye, I'll just say 'see ya later.'

B.Arsenal

2006-11-28T13:12:00.000-06:00

Hmmm, turned out hard to read, my apologies, guess I'm out of training. I probably won't have time to fix it though. If you can't read it, let me know and I'll post the transcript or something.

B.Green Day

2006-11-15T09:21:00.000-06:00

Iisac's tooth looks like it's about to fall out...

B.Lazy

2006-10-17T08:32:00.000-05:00

B.Patch

2006-09-15T16:56:00.000-05:00

If you are viewing these from facebook, click the "view original post" link in the lower right.

B.Watched

2006-09-10T10:08:00.000-05:00

#17 I Wonder...

2006-09-01T22:01:00.000-05:00

B.Chia

2006-08-31T20:13:00.000-05:00

I got tired of him being bald, and this is the best I could do.
Sue me, I like the attention.

#16 Bubbles

2006-08-25T15:45:00.000-05:00

B.Ninja_Alternate

2006-08-21T10:13:00.000-05:00

B.Ninja

2006-08-20T23:53:00.000-05:00

B.Bet

2006-08-20T03:22:00.000-05:00

B.Grenade

2006-08-19T00:06:00.000-05:00

#15 Down in History

2006-08-18T09:06:00.000-05:00

B.Vernacular

2006-08-16T18:25:00.000-05:00

I give it a 3.2 out of 10.

#14 Euphemisms

2006-08-12T00:08:00.000-05:00

~~Whoever can beat Last to commenting gets a double vote for the next comic election. And this should be one hell of an easy post to comment on...~~

Congrats to Kyle! You have a lot of influence for the next voting!

B.Cockroaches

2006-08-09T18:27:00.000-05:00

In an attempt to hide the 'Not-Funny' posted below, I present one that should hopefully be more humorous.

B.Sterility

2006-08-09T02:32:00.000-05:00

Woah, an actual....race? Who will win!?

2006-08-04T13:31:00.000-05:00

~~First vote is worth 1.5 votes, yaho00o!?~~

A-0) Order-in
B-0) Smell Like
C-4.5) Euphemisms
D-0) Rebels
E-0) Bubbles
F-4) Who the hell...?
G-0) Channel Change
H-1) Diuretic
I-0) Down in History
J-0) I Wonder...

Notes:
D will be four frames.
C is yet more toilet humor.
Diuretic... is an assumed votes.

#13 Razr

2006-08-04T10:24:00.000-05:00

B.Imbroglio

2006-08-02T13:30:00.000-05:00

[imbroglio: a complicated and embarrassing state of things.]
[Not to be confused with Natalie]

Voting Completed

2006-07-28T19:14:00.000-05:00

First vote is worth 1.3 votes, Oooo!

A-0) Order-in
B-0) Smell Like
C-2) Razr
D-0) Rebels
E-1) Bubbles
F-0) Who the hell...?
G-0) Channel Change
H-1) Diuretic
I-0) Down in History
J-1.3) I Wonder...

Note: D will be four frames.

#12 Not So Secret

2006-07-28T19:04:00.000-05:00

Maybe this isn't funny, it's been a tough few days.

Voting finished.

2006-07-27T09:27:00.000-05:00

[Update]: So, the winner was Not-So-Secret. I'll post the next vote sometime this weekend. Thanks everyone!

~~Expect next strip on Friday. First voter counts as 1.5 votes.~~
[Edit: Hahahahah....]

~~A-0) Order-in~~
B-2) Not-So-Secret
C-1) Razr
D-0) Rebels *
E-1.5) Bubbles
F-0) Stranger
G-0) Channel Change
H-1) Diuretic
I-0) Down in History
J-0) Duck Fart

J will be renamed to "I Wonder..." for the next vote.
F will be renamed "Who the hell...?" for the next vote.

B.Commercials

2006-07-27T09:25:00.000-05:00

This, of course, is just a bonus. The selected comic should be posted tomorrow. Currently it looks to be "Not-So-Secret." Just think, anyone can make a difference, if they choose to.

B.Television

2006-07-22T20:27:00.000-05:00

#11 300+ Degrees

2006-07-21T14:02:00.000-05:00

These will be cleaned up later. I was rushed to get it out before work... I'm actually going to be late...oops.

#10 Organic Coffee

2006-07-17T16:20:00.000-05:00

Mmmm, coffee... Don't forget to vote for the next one. I'm keeping track now, so I can play favorites more effectively.

#9 Eyepatch

2006-07-14T13:52:00.000-05:00

Ok, I know there was no vote for this, but I'm trying something...

1) I want to see if it looks good this way.
2) You will not have to click into the comics to view them, I think some random visitors were not doing this and just leaving. They were probably thinking they could not see the comics clearly enough to read them, never to return.
3) The story sort of fell together when I was cleaning up the images.
4) In case I keep this format, I'm limiting posts to five per page. Be sure to check the archive for anything you missed. I also did make changes to comic two, if you read it way back when...

Give me your opinions, I cherish them more than I cherish my own. And keep visiting, you know I'll adore you for it!

#8 Tree Hugging Hippy

2006-07-13T23:48:00.000-05:00

And your winner, with 1.5 votes....

Stay tuned for the next comic vote, likely posted Saturday night. (And it will include Bubbles...)

#7 Discovery Channel

2006-07-09T02:09:00.000-05:00

As much as I'm an arachnophobe, I still remember the Black

Widow stories and always thought they were interesting.

If you, strangely, want more info check here and here.

#6 Ringer A

2006-07-06T03:49:00.001-05:00

I love it when someone's ringer is too loud.

Don't you?

#5 Termite Farts

2006-06-25T09:33:00.000-05:00

It's true, termites are the end of the world.

Figured I'd post this, since I'm leaving the city for a few days to escape the 'heat'. I guess Oregon is supposed to be 99 degrees on Monday (my destination). ~~If someone asks nicely for a post, I'll be sure to post when I'm on 'vacation'. If not, then you'll have to wait impatiently until I get back. That's right, work for it!~~

#4 Carcass

2006-06-22T09:53:00.000-05:00

"That puts the ass in carcass."

#3 Gurl Scouts

2006-06-22T06:34:00.000-05:00

#3:
I mean, C'mon, who hasn't wanted to do this before.

#2: Bathroom Break

2006-06-20T14:48:00.000-05:00

Number 2

*wink*

[For Clarificiation:

Word: cop·ro·phil·ia

Function: noun

Etymology: New Latin

Definition: marked interest in excrement.]

First Comic

2006-06-19T02:18:00.000-05:00

I felt I needed an outlet for social commentary. However, due to lacking skills in all forms of communication, I thought I would simply draw crappy comics that are ~~probably~~ not even funny. I'll have a fan someday!